Funny Sms 160-180 Words

Train sTatiOn pEr rUki tO 1 shAkhS nE PaS BethAy bchAy kO 20.RS Diay Or kAha i§ K Do sAib Le aAo.
1 khUD KhA Lena,
Or dOsRa mUjhAY De dEnA.

Bcha thOrI Der bAD SaIb khAta hUa Aya Or 10 Ropay Wapis kR K bOlLA,
Dukaandaar K pAsS Ek hI Saib thA,
Aap aPnAY HisSaY Ka aGLay staTiOn sE Le Lena.

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Funny Sms 160-180 Words

Custmr: Kia ap k pas chohe mar dawa hai? Chmist: Kia ap khod le jainge? CUstmr: Nahi m chohon ko ap k pas bhej deta hon:-

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Agr MujhAy HkUMat mIlLaY To 1 dIN Me Load Sheding kA KhAtm Kr sAktA HoOn.

Wo kEsAy?

Generator Free kr K.

Aye saALA. . . .
Tension frEe.

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Agar Mohabbat Un se Na Mile Jisse Aap Pyar Karte Ho..!!

Agar Mohabbat Un se Na Mile Jisse Aap Pyar Karte Ho..!!
Tau Phir
Mohabbat Unko zarOor Dena Jo Aap Ko Pyar Karte Hain..!!


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Picute Love Message

Sitoron Ke Aage Bhi Koi Jahan Hoga, Jo Na Dekha kabhi Wo Sama Hoga,Us Jahan ke Saare Haseen Nazare Ki Kasam Aap Se Payara Dost Dusara Kahan Hoga



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Picture Image With LOve Message

I Might Not Say It Again But I want YOU To Know.... That There Is Nothing more special to me In This World.... Than having You by my Side Always Thinking Of YOU !!!

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Love-Romantic Miss U Msg

Barsaat aaye aur zameen geeli na ho,
Dhoop nikley aur sarson peeli na ho,
Ye aap ne kaese soch liya ke,
Aap ki yaad aaye aur aap ke mobile per,
Hamara sms na ho

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How to Impress a Girl on Facebook

Learn how you can impress a girl on facebook

With all dating tips and way to to date online.well if you have a girl on facebook than you must see this to impress her.



HOW TO IMPRESS GIRL ON FACEBOOK

Are you searching for real tips and tricks on how to impress a girl

on Facebook? Are you tired of reading the same dating tips which

holds little relevance when it comes to flirting with single women

online? You are about to learn the secrets of how to impress girls

on Facebook or any dating websites- Once you’ve read this article

 you won’t ever have to question yourself on how to impress girls

anymore.


When you have added a girl you are interested in on your

Facebook, then the idea of how to impress a girl automatically

comes to your mind but at the same time, you have to deal with

the fear  that the slightest mistake you make can screw up the

whole thing. If you want to impress girls on Facebook, remember

it’s not only about the conversation you have with her which is

going to determine how successful you are, but also every little

detail on your Facebook profile.


"""If you want to impress girls, then make sure you do the following."""


Make Facebook Profile  attractive

"If you want to impress girls,

make sure your profile is ‘girls-friendly. Avoid swearing and

being disrespectful on your wall or ragging about your sexual

experience or fantasies openly on your wall with friends-if you are

so eager about having these types of conversation, do it on a

private chat."



Choose Very Attractive Profile Picture


Do not underestimate the power of profile pictures! They can tell

millions of stories on what kind of person you are and if you want

to impress a girl, only add those pictures which are going to create

the right kind of impression. Make use of pictures which depict you

 in different kinds of setting-school, work, at home playing with

your pets, hanging out with friends and families ( you want her to

know you have a social life, don’t you?).

Avoid This

Avoid uploading pictures of you and your sexy ex or the boozer

picture-you want her to know you know the definition of fun, you

 do not want her to see your drunkard and party animal spirit; save

 that for later!


Words, Compliments and Interests

OK so now that your walls and profile pictures have given her a

glimpse of your personality, it’s about time you show her the real

you. Start the conversation like you would with a normal person

slowly take things to the next level by complimenting her profile

pictures-this will show her that you took the time to have a look at

her pictures and you are genuinely interested in her. Now the trick

here is be specific and stand out from the bunch of guys who keep

throwing compliments at her. Avoid saying things like, you look

beautiful on your pictures-be specific and say things like ‘I loved

picture where you were holding your pet, you looked cute and

fullof innocence!’



Confidence, Patience and Common Sense
If you want to impress a girl, then you better learn to be confident about your dating and flirting skills-women cannot resist men who are confident and know how to lead a conversation and relationship.
Impressing a girl is a step by step procedure which very often requires time, so you should learn to be patient and play your moves right in order to impress her.

Finally, using some common sense is important while trying to impress a girl. You may read thousands of dating tips and advice, but remember not all of them work with everyone. Also, you need to learn when to back off from a girl- if someone continuously ignores your mail, messages, does not pay attention to any of your moves in a bid to impress her- do not hold on to her, she is clearly not interested in you.

Dating and flirting skills come with practice, so keep practicing

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Shayari Hindi Sad With Picture

Aaj phir uski yaad ne rula diya,
kesha hain ye chera jisne ye sila diya,
do lafj likhne ka salika na tha,
uske pyar ne mujhe shayar bana diya….

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Nikalta chand sabko pasand aata hai

Doobta suraj kaun dekhna chahta hai

Toot’ta hua taara sabki dua isliye poori karta hai

Kyuki use tootne ka dard maalum hota hai…

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Hum zindagi se aas kare bhi to kya kare,

Jab tum nahi ho paas, kare bhi to kya kare.

Aansu piye, sharaab piye, zeher bhi to pi liya,

Bujhti nahi hai pyaas, kare bhi to kya kare…

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Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,

To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!

Agar milti BEWAFA ko saza-e-maut,

To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!

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She Walks In Beuty |Love Poetry

She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies,
And all that's best of dark and bright
Meets in her aspect and her eyes;
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
Which Heaven to gaudy day denies.

One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impair'd the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress
Or softly lightens o'er her face,
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek and o'er that brow
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,—
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent.  

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Love Shayari SMS|Best Shayari

sans loge to main dil me utar jaunga.

 

 Main apke pyar me kuch aisa kar jaunga,
ban kar khusbu hawa me bikhar jaunga.
bhulna chaho to sanso ko rok lena
sans loge to main dil me utar jaunga…

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