Funny Sms Collection|hindi Funny Sms

Smart hone ki sabse badi
problam....
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Sari ladkiyo ko lagta ki iski to
pahle se hi girlfrnd hogi :-)
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Unko kya pata isee vajah se aaj tak
single hu mai.....:-(:"(
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Ultimate Bezzatti :-D
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Gf: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu.

Bf: Nahi.

GF: Kyun?
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BF: Main"hanuman chalisa"padh kar sota hu.=D
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Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko

ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki

“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”

Sab profesrs utar gaye…

Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

:-D ;-)

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Sad Sms Hindi 2013|New Sad Sms Collection

SAD Girl

Tamanna se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
Pyaar se nahi ruswai se darte hain,
Milne ki chahat to bahot hai par,
Milne ke baad judai se darte hain…

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New Sad Sms 2013|Best Sad Sms Collection

Toot jaaye na bharam honthon ko hilaoon kaise ,
Haal jaisa bhi hai logon ko sanaun kaise,
Wo agar rulata hai mujhe to rulaye jee bhar ke,
Meri aankhein hain wo mein usko rulaoon kaise…

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Best Funny Sms|collection 2013

Ek ladke ne ldki ko i luv bola.

ldki ne inkaar kr diya

ldka 30 dino tk ldki ke ghar ke bahar khda rha

31 ve din ladki aakr boli,"i love u.

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ladka bola,"chl hatt teri padosan set ho gyi. :p :D ;)

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