Funny Sms Collections| Latest Sms Collection 2013

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
______________________________________________________________________________________


Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat

______________________________________________________________________________________
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
______________________________________________________________________________________

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
______________________________________________________________________________________

Best Funny Sms|collection 2013

Ek ladke ne ldki ko i luv bola.

ldki ne inkaar kr diya

ldka 30 dino tk ldki ke ghar ke bahar khda rha

31 ve din ladki aakr boli,"i love u.

.
.
.
ladka bola,"chl hatt teri padosan set ho gyi. :p :D ;)

ShArE It On FaCeBoOk

Best Funny Sms|2013 Sms Collection

Arranged Marriage -

Rs.6,00,000 Shadi
Rs.4,00,000 jewellry
Rs.50,000
Shadi ki Rasme
total
Rs.10,50,000
.
.
Love Marriage -

Rs.100 ka Stamp paper
Rs.20 Notary
Rs.50 ki Varmaala
Rs.20 ka Photo
Total Rs.190
Paisa apka
Pasand apki
Faisla apka

jago grahak jago
lover k sath bhago :P :D

ShArE It On FaCeBoOk

Best Funny SMs|2013 sms collection

Height of gawarpan..
.
.
.
Boy:"kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ??
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Girl:"nahi mai bachpan se hi gori hu... :p :O
Ye To lol Ho GYa

ShArE It On FaCeBoOk

Funny Sms 160-180 Words

Train sTatiOn pEr rUki tO 1 shAkhS nE PaS BethAy bchAy kO 20.RS Diay Or kAha i§ K Do sAib Le aAo.
1 khUD KhA Lena,
Or dOsRa mUjhAY De dEnA.

Bcha thOrI Der bAD SaIb khAta hUa Aya Or 10 Ropay Wapis kR K bOlLA,
Dukaandaar K pAsS Ek hI Saib thA,
Aap aPnAY HisSaY Ka aGLay staTiOn sE Le Lena.

Characters : 294

ShArE It On FaCeBoOk

Funny Sms 160-180 Words

Custmr: Kia ap k pas chohe mar dawa hai? Chmist: Kia ap khod le jainge? CUstmr: Nahi m chohon ko ap k pas bhej deta hon:-

Characters : 121

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Agr MujhAy HkUMat mIlLaY To 1 dIN Me Load Sheding kA KhAtm Kr sAktA HoOn.

Wo kEsAy?

Generator Free kr K.

Aye saALA. . . .
Tension frEe.

Characters : 151
ShArE It On FaCeBoOk

Agar Mohabbat Un se Na Mile Jisse Aap Pyar Karte Ho..!!

Agar Mohabbat Un se Na Mile Jisse Aap Pyar Karte Ho..!!
Tau Phir
Mohabbat Unko zarOor Dena Jo Aap Ko Pyar Karte Hain..!!


ShArE It On FaCeBoOk

Jokes sms

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”


ShArE It On FaCeBoOk

NEWTON 3 LAW OF LOVE

NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD.. 
Universal Law Of Love: Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money. 

1st Law Of Love: A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And Break The Legs Of The Boy. 

2nd Law Of Love: The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The Bank Balance.

3rd Law Of Love: The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping. :D ;)

ShArE It On FaCeBoOk

Sweet Love Shayari SMS

Love Shayari SMS..

Parchaee Aapki Humare Dil Me Hai,
Yaade Aapki Humari Aankhon Me Hai.
Kaise Bhulaye Hum Aapko,
Pyar Aapka Humari Saanson Me Hai.

ShArE It On FaCeBoOk

Hindi Sms In Hindi|140 Character

 Dard Shayari SMS in Hindi.....

Nikle jab aansu uski Aankho se,
Dil karta hai sari Duniya jala du,
Phir Sochta hu honge Duniya me uske bhi apne,
Kahin anjane me use aur na Rula du..

ShArE It On FaCeBoOk  

Ek baat puchte rehte hain hum

Ek baat puchte rehte hain hum...

 ik baat puchte rehte hain hum,
bhagwan se fariyaad mein,
aisa kya hai unki har baat mein,
kyun aati hai bar bar woh meri yaad mein,
kya bhagwan yahi woh pyar hai,
jisko milne ke liye kiya,
hamne itna intzaar hai.

ShArE It On FaCeBoOk

Har 1 Friend Zaruri hota h....

Dost pyar se b bada hota h,
Har sukh or gam me sath hota h,
Tabhi to Krishna Radha ke liye Nhi Sudama ke liye Rota h..
Qki har 1 Friend Zaruri hota h.

When a Guy does Something Wrong...

When a Guy does Something Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/


When a Girl does Something Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/

ShArE It On FaCeBoOk

1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki

1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki
Boy: I LOVE U Jaan.
Girl: Sacchi
Boy: Mucchi
Girl: Ek 100 ka recharge karwa do plz
Boy: Sorry Didi Rong No.

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?
1. I Love u.
2. Aapki kasam.
3. U r my 1st love.
4. Balance nahi hai.
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.
6. Parents sath mein hai.
7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.